recently i needed some new bras. my measurements had changed a bit since last time, so to make my life easier(?) i decided to write a bra size calculator that i can use in Emacs. the core function, my-math-compute-bra-size, is as follows:

(defun my-math-compute-bra-size (band-expr bust-expr &optional region)
  (cl-flet ((to-unit (expr unit)
              (string-to-number
               (calc-eval (math-convert-units
                           (calc-eval expr 'raw)
                           (calc-eval unit 'raw)
                           t)))))
    (let* ((region-info-alist
            '((eu . ((unit . "cm")
                     (cups . ((12 . "AA") (14 . "A") (16 . "B") (18 . "C")
                              (20 . "D") (22 . "E") (24 . "F") (26 . "G")
                              (28 . "H") (30 . "I") (32 . "J") (34 . "K")))))
              (uk . ((unit . "in")
                     (cups . ((1 . "AA") (2 . "A") (3 . "B") (4 . "C")
                              (5 . "D") (6 . "DD") (7 . "E") (8 . "F")
                              (9 . "FF") (10 . "G") (11 . "GG") (12 . "H")))))
              (us . ((unit . "in")
                     (cups . ((1 . "AA") (2 . "A") (3 . "B") (4 . "C")
                              (5 . "D") (6 . "DD/E") (7 . "DDD/F") (8 . "DDDD/G")
                              (9 . "H") (10 . "I") (11 . "J") (12 . "K")))))))
           (region (or region 'eu))
           (region-info (alist-get region region-info-alist))
           (unit (alist-get 'unit region-info))
           (cups (alist-get 'cups region-info))
           (band (to-unit band-expr unit))
           (bust (to-unit bust-expr unit))
           (diff (- bust band))
           (cup (or (cdr (seq-find (lambda (x) (< diff (car x))) cups))
                    (format "%s+" (cdar (last cups))))))
      (format "%s%s" (round band) cup diff))))

this makes use of Emacs Calc's built-in unit conversion functions, so you need to pass in the measurements as unit-suffixed strings. for example, given a made-up band (underbust) measurement of 90 cm and a bust measurement of 105 cm, you could calculate the EU bra size as

(my-math-compute-bra-size "90 cm" "105 cm" 'eu)

giving "90B". you could also use other units of length, such as in (inches), or ly (light years), or Ang (Angstrom). hooray for Calc!

we can take this further with some nice UI around it. i have recently enjoyed using Org tables as spreadsheets, and wanted to make a table where i can just type in my measurements, refresh, and have EU/UK/US bra sizes automatically filled in.

this is not too difficult to achieve by using Emacs Lisp as formulas. you can copy-paste the following table as a template:

|       date | band  | bust   | EU size | UK size | US size |
|------------+-------+--------+---------+---------+---------|
| 2026-05-27 | 90 cm | 105 cm |         |         |         |
#+TBLFM: $4='(my-math-compute-bra-size $2 $3 'eu)::$5='(my-math-compute-bra-size $2 $3 'uk)::$6='(my-math-compute-bra-size $2 $3 'us)

modify the band and bust numbers (again, with your preferred length units!), update the table, for example with C-u C-c *, and all the size fields get recomputed :) you can also add more rows and keep a log of measurements over time, if you want to.

disclaimers:

• i implemented support for EU, UK and US sizing as these are the ones i usually encounter. other standards might need some additional logic.
• there may be mistakes in my data.
• there are larger cup sizes than the ones i entered, but the data i found on them was a bit inconsistent. sorry! for sizes that are out of range, the function will return the largest known size with a + added. it should hopefully be easy to augment the data if needed.